“The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous
of human illusions.”
- Robert Lynd
“In love, a man is victorious only when he runs away.”
- Napoleon
"Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?"
- Homer Simpson
“For those who understand, no explanation is needed, for those who don't, none will do.”
- Jerry Lewis
"I've been described as a lighthouse in the middle of a bog: Brilliant but useless."
- Connor Cruise O'Brien